This piece provides an anatomical alternative to deforestization. Complete with twelve built-in lights, this macabre "tree" comes already ornamented with five ghastly masks dangling gingerly from frazzled spinal cords that sprout fitfully from a pelvis singularly reminiscent of 19^th Century engravings.

This piece captures the enchanting affect of a Butterfly Koi swirling dreamily within a pond. These resplendent fish suggest an almost spectral quality, as though a being from the vaporous plane of imagination had materialized tangibly for the sheer delight of flaunting its stunning grace.

This piece tacitly suggests that the skeletons in the closet are alive and kicking! But skeletons of what!?! Perhaps the family history isn't exactly "sterling." Strike a match in that dark corner; fit the key into this hole. Has anyone seen the missing fork? Don't dentures usually sport more teeth?